Monacle debacle.

This ocean.

This ocean, humiliating in its disguises
Tougher than anything.
No one listens to poetry. The ocean
Does not mean to be listened to. A drop
Or crash of water. It means
Nothing.
It
Is bread and butter
Pepper and salt. The death
That young men hope for. Aimlessly
It pounds the shore. White and aimless signals. No
One listens to poetry.

--Jack Spicer, Untitled.

All scaled up.

Pixellated Tom Cruise is soooo hot right now.

Duh duh, duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh, duh duh -- neow neow neow...neow neow neow...neow neow neow...NEOW NEOW.

You sunk my prattleship!

Idea for a civ/settlers game, hoping to work on it with james. I call this piece "America! #$#@ yeah."

An epic with extra cheese.

All the cool kids are excited about Pizzacopter ™. They all know that good things are coming. Especially the cool kids in 50-story walk-up apartments. Those people are excited. Game will feature:

• Duelling pizza delivery companies with military-grade weaponry, dedicated to the preservation of vicious free-market competition.
• Pizza topping giblet explosions.
• Daring delivery by skyhook, bungee jump, and grappling hook.
• State of the art graphics, from the year 198X.
• Catchy heavy-metal chiptune accordion music.
• Completely unrealistic helicopter flight simulation, using arrow key or touchscreen technology.
• More tips and reputation for quicker deliveries.
• And much more! ( Don't you hate it when people use this as a bullet point? I do.)

This one happens to be going all the way.

Revivalism.

I have pledged to myself to do one pixel art drawing a day. This one's for my mom.