Thursday, October 31

Drat race.


My love, 
we circle each other
become trapped in war,
see no way out,
and sacrifice ourselves
to the mystery of the unknown future.

My love, 
we build castles with windows
and then hate our walls.
We dream we were never ourselves.
Then we are thankful for dinner.

My love,
we know who we are,
but we allow others to teach us about ourselves anyway;
perhaps if there is something we do not know,
life does not need to be so complicated.

My love,
we chase paper because
it is easier to represent the world
than to look it in the eye.

When I was a boy,
when I was a boy,
when you were a girl,
when you were a girl.

I cannot promise you what I will always remember.
I cannot be infinite.
I can be myself.

Friday, October 18

Whodrakes in the what, now?

Hey! So, critical juncture for me as a famous person. No big deal. But my GameJam game, Mandrakes In My Garden, is in a competition online! And what's more, it might win, with your help! It's 1 of 15 in a few hundred that has 5 out of 5 stars. So go check it out, and vote! I will love you forever if you do. Click on this picture of the title screen to go play! And, potentially (sigh) you can play some of the other games, as well.

Saturday, September 7

In my head, my imitations of famous people are always spot on.


Are we not young?
Do our fingers not bend and break
and heal without flaws?
We are free.

Here is a friend. He is old.
He will not go out.
He will not ask for more money.
He will not pollute without reason.

Isn't it sad?

He has declared his land.
He has invested in something else.
He has admitted that sprinting while hiking
is unpleasant. For children and pets.

Look at us!
We are totally free.
We've got nothing going on!

Thursday, September 5



It's always always,
or sometimes, or never
or it's me, or you, or a combination
of thems.

____ is/are doing or thinking or (not)
____ is/are (not) writing about it.
____ want you to (not) ____.
Do (not) ____.

Please circle the words
and fill in with the appropriate
to proceed. The expectations
pre/pro/undercede the mechanism(s).

Saturday, January 12

By your powers combined...

Finally done! Time to move on with my pixelated life. I will be printing a poster or three of this soon, for my trophy room. Stupid huge copy for printing over here. Don't ask how big it is. Okay, fine, I'll tell you. It's 16,500 x 7040.

From left to right...

Top: Adam, Xiao Jojo (AKA Super Earth Man), Dawid, Debra the Ninja, Joan the Chicken Chaser, Catasha, Da Jojo and family in Gary's car.

Middle: Colin the Photo crafter, Peggymaid, Milo the Chinese Zombie, Rachel the daredevil, Anita surfing a missile, Nikki the jetpack dog, Katie Beth (AKA Super Archery Princess), Pascal and his balloons, the Junior Jet with Super Skriver and Charlene Rockbot, The Lee Family (inc. Jody the Rabbit, George the swordpig, Angela and Dr. Lee with tea), Nans Honda.

Bottom: Andrew, One-man-band Trevor Hayes, Mehtabot (Phuong, Mia, Ash, Marley), Pixel the cat, Tina the Hadokenmaster, Simon standing on a boring rock with a boring handgun, Super Calligraphy Fawkes, Mike (as Hamlet, holding the skull of Yorick), Secret Agent Shoe, Michelle and Offer drinking from the cup of happy marriage love, and Paully Paul going for an amazing Frisbee Catch.

Fun Fact: Exactly 40% of the people in this picture have the Chinese last name Lee.