Her name is Macaroni. She's awesome. We have conversations. I know more Chinese than she does, although she is a local. She can only say "mao," which is the Chinese word for "cat". There are few things I can promise in this world, but I can promise there will be more pictures of her doing ridiculous things. When I go to bed, she lays down next to me (until she gets up in the middle of the night and OPENS DRAWERS (no joke). It's pretty funny.
I got her from a service called "BARK" in Taiwan, which stands for....something Animal Rescue Kaohsiung. I don't know about the B. But basically they pay for her food and bring it to me, and they provided any equipment I ｎｅｅｄ ｆｏｒ ｈｅｒ。
Ｉｎ ｏｔｈｅｒ ｎｅｗｓ， ｔｈｅ ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｓｃｈｏｏｌ ｈａｓ ｃｈａｌｌｅｎｇｅｄ ｍｅ ｔｏ ａ ｐｉｎｇ ｐｏｎｇ ｍａｔｃｈ， ｔｈｉｓ ｗｅｄｎｅｓｄａｙ ａｔ ３ ＰＭ。 Ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ａｒｅ ｔｅｌｌｉｎｇ ｍｅ Ｉ should lose on purpose.
In any case, I'm going to a birthday party tonight, and all is well.
Here's a link to a video of the concert I went to at the concert in which Lee's wife, Lily, was singing. There was some pretty wacky/ awesome stuff going on there. About half of the concert was lip-synced. With fabulous outfits, of course. Oh! And there should be a short video of walking around at my school. Be forwarned, though, both files are about 27 mb's.
Czech it! I am outta hea.