Attempt.

I tried to name the ten commandments today, without looking at Google. I was trying to remember what was written in the bible (for most of the ten):


1. Don't kill anyone.

2. Don't steal.

3. Don't steal your neighbor's wife.

4. Love your father.

5. Don't make no blingin' idols.

6. Thou shalt not touch a woman when she is on her period. She is unclean.

7. Thou shalt not worship any other gods.

8. Thou shalt not get up to go to the bathroom during a movie, and not ask other people to pause it, even though you know that they really want you to see the whole movie.

9. Thou shalt not steal lives in NES Contra without the consent of the stealee. Escape clause -- if you are under 8 or have no control over your hands, you are exempt from this commandment.

10. Thou shalt not try to convince oneself that cats are intelligent. They are not.


How'd I do? These are the reformist-agnostic-Jewish commandments, by the way, so they might not be the same as the Christian ones or whichever other ones you're thinking of.


My Rabbi told me that being in love is like having to take a piss.

The new stock is in.

I WILL GIVE YOU THREE GUESSES.

Oh, wait, you probably won't need any. Here you go.

What you say?

What's new in Newtown.

Hey, ya'll. Doing a lot of drawing lately, but haven't posted. First, the new super team:

Next, a sequence of images I did for my work. Halloween themed. The plot: Two people create a robot dog. The dog takes over the world and destroys everything. Shown in as non-violent a way as possible. Hah.

Funtronics!

The Super Team Phone is ringing!

Now with four new characters: Pixel the cat, Pascal the photoboy, Fawkes the Chinese Master, and Rachel the stunt devil.

Company policy.

Call me Fishmael.

Ishmael: [seeing Moby Dick for the first time] Is it real? Do you see it, too? 

The Manxman, a sailor: We all see it. That don't make it real.

NoooooooYouCan't!

Going on the side of my motorcycle. Is it a win?

Getting up to business.

Business card draft. Front on the top, Back on the bottom. What do you all think?

Secondary motion? What's that?

B-b-b-b-BOUNCIN'.

Assemble!

Wanna be on the team? Come to Taiwan, and I'll draw you in!

There's enough room for a lot of people, here...

Theme music.

Here's a screenshot from a new game I'm going to be making...what think ye?

Gigantimals.

Somewhur.

Monacle debacle.

This ocean.

This ocean, humiliating in its disguises
Tougher than anything.
No one listens to poetry. The ocean
Does not mean to be listened to. A drop
Or crash of water. It means
Nothing.
It
Is bread and butter
Pepper and salt. The death
That young men hope for. Aimlessly
It pounds the shore. White and aimless signals. No
One listens to poetry.

--Jack Spicer, Untitled.

All scaled up.

Pixellated Tom Cruise is soooo hot right now.

Duh duh, duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh, duh duh -- neow neow neow...neow neow neow...neow neow neow...NEOW NEOW.

You sunk my prattleship!

Idea for a civ/settlers game, hoping to work on it with james. I call this piece "America! #$#@ yeah."

An epic with extra cheese.

All the cool kids are excited about Pizzacopter ™. They all know that good things are coming. Especially the cool kids in 50-story walk-up apartments. Those people are excited. Game will feature:

• Duelling pizza delivery companies with military-grade weaponry, dedicated to the preservation of vicious free-market competition.
• Pizza topping giblet explosions.
• Daring delivery by skyhook, bungee jump, and grappling hook.
• State of the art graphics, from the year 198X.
• Catchy heavy-metal chiptune accordion music.
• Completely unrealistic helicopter flight simulation, using arrow key or touchscreen technology.
• More tips and reputation for quicker deliveries.
• And much more! ( Don't you hate it when people use this as a bullet point? I do.)

This one happens to be going all the way.

Revivalism.

I have pledged to myself to do one pixel art drawing a day. This one's for my mom.